how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
we should paint friendship bongs
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