im six kinds of drunk right now
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Shame is for Republicans.
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