I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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