you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I party with great urgency now.
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