"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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