Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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