he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
The adults are the big ones right?
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