Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
i think im in europe. pls send help
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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