it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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