Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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