He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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