We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
it's not cheating when I paid for it
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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