Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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