And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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