Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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