Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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