hell yes lets make some ravioli
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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