I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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