my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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