North Korea, Best Korea!
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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