I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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