For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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