Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I could fuck to npr.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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