so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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