How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
