What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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