Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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