He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Randomize
