Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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