guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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