Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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