Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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