I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
True strength comes from lack of pants
You ate ashes out of my bong
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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