When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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