not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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