For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
should my penis look like a turkey
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Gay?
German.
Pity.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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