so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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