Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Randomize
