He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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