Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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