we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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