Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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