hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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