i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
