yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
my shit smells like andre
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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