can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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