She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i came on her dog
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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