Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
His nipple licking is glorious
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