Christians are straight up FREAKS
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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