i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
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