She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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