Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Randomize
