On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Randomize
