1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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