If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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