Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
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